[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out
These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco
THAT LAST PUN WAS SO HORRIBLE YOU MADE THE BRIDE PIERCE HER VEIL WITH HER TEARS.
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
all the other kids with the
better run, better run
it’s gotten to the point where i cant even call what im doing “procrastinating” anymore, i should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”