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paxamgays:

[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL

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posted 13 hours ago (® paxamgays)
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
-

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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posted 13 hours ago (® cachaemic)

thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

thinkofthegunstheysell:

toocabaret:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out

These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco

THAT LAST PUN WAS SO HORRIBLE YOU MADE THE BRIDE PIERCE HER VEIL WITH HER TEARS.

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posted 14 hours ago (® dannydevitofan97)
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posted 14 hours ago (® chriscolfer)

"Sex good?"

"I don’t know yet"

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posted 15 hours ago (® noelfshr)

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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posted 20 hours ago (® sluttybitch2007)
I really loved when we did “You Make Me Feel So Young.” I’m a big jazz standards guy, so that was fun for me. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, that was really sweet, it was fun. It sounded really good, too.
- Darren Criss on his favorite Klaine duet of the season [x] (via jenndesq)
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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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posted 20 hours ago (® sluttybitch2007)
goddess-of-a-shrinking-universe:

XD boyfriend of the lord

goddess-of-a-shrinking-universe:

XD boyfriend of the lord

sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

image

image

better run, better run
image

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posted 1 day ago (® sooo-two-years-ago)

mairitheknight:

it’s gotten to the point where i cant even call what im doing “procrastinating” anymore, i should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”

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posted 1 day ago (® mairitheknight)

whatthafarq:

if this doesn’t make you smile like an idiot i feel sorry for you |-/

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